If you live in Lagos you become smart; in Enugu you become cool-head; in Delta you become comical; in Abuja you become extravagant; in Onitsha you lose your sense of dressing; in Port Harcourt you become space management expert; in Ibadan you lose all traces of high BP; in Zamfara you fear private space; in Jos you reside abroad; & in Ekiti you swallow d pride of Ur certificates.